Catastrophe Chili

  • 4 cans of beans (I use 2 black / 2 red kidney)
  • 3 cans of diced tomatoes
  • 2 granny smith apples, shredded
  • 1 small can of chipotle peppers en adobo, blended/processed
  • chopped celery (optional, but recommended. 0-5 ribs, depending on how much you want to cut the heat of the chipotles)

Season with bullion, a good shot of olive oil, cumin, garlic, a bit of salt (I like Crazy Jane’s), and maybe a bit of lime juice.

Combine it all in a BAP (Big Ass Pot), add liquid as needed, bring it to a boil, and simmer for 10-45 minutes, however you like the beans.

Serve with crackers or rice (thanks, Drew!) and fresh veggies + dip. A bold dose of cinnamon in a bowl of this chili will take it in a completely different direction.

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Comments: 3

  1. Cory Alan says:

    This is fucking awesome. I think I’m going to make this soon. I made this chili the other day, using garbanzo beans and corn as well as the beans, tomatoes, chilies, etc. BUT, I added both BBQ sauce and honey as well as a shit ton of cumin, chili powder and hot sauce, SO, it was super sweet and super spicy. SPICY!

  2. Jill says:

    so, i’m sitting eating my damn bagel with spray butter for breakfast, and here i stumble on the most awesome-sounding recipe ever. i pretty much just want to go throw my bagel in the garbage and make this instead. the bbq sauce/honey business sounds amazing, too.

    that’s it. i’m skipping church. see you tomorrow, howie.

    j

  3. h says:

    Wow, I need to get some more recipes up here! This was posted at Drew’s request; I made it for the Official Fifty Bears In A Fight Dinner and MarioKart Wii Party Of The Century last weekend.

    -h

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